live web chat

2008-07-18T19:17:59Z

renowned novelist miss jessica fletcher will be available for a live web chat on this site at 8.30-9.30pm gmt. today friday 18th to talk about herself and her books, or whatever topics you wish to ask. thank you.

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the imagineer

2008-07-10T20:56:33Z

imagine a boy who had developed daydreaming to such an extent that it could be used as a physical force. a result of years spent staring out of windows instead of at blackboards. years spent staring at wallpaper or carpet patterns instead of list...

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underwater electric paulrovian operetta

2008-07-06T19:34:18Z

in this wizard of oz story. dorothy now 38 goes back to oz and falls in love with the aging wizard, he tells her it is not possible for them to be together. that the age difference is too great. that they are from different worlds. dorothy refuses...

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too much stuff.

2008-07-04T20:18:50Z

my flat is filled with too much crap. so much so that the walls have appeared to move inwards. i thought at first that is what had happened, that some guy stuck those goddam indiana jones inwardly moving walls in my flat but without the spikes. b...

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how do virus companies catch viruses?

2008-07-04T19:42:15Z

virus killer companies must have some wee guy in a room looking up everything on the internet so he can catch all the new viruses, then they can find a cure for them. he must go on all the grottiest wee sites and apply for all the daftest stuff an...

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nurture 2

2008-07-04T18:38:29Z

what chance do you give your wean when you call her Maleficent? its no wonder she turned out a bad egg.

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nurture

2008-07-03T19:12:19Z

why do russian women tennis players look the way they do and russian women shot putters look the way they do? hmm? ill tell you. if you take someone. put them on lush grass most of the time. give them white clothing. a lot of skirts. a nice littl...

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its weird. dont you think? think about it. it is. its weird.

2008-07-03T18:20:43Z

the microwave oven. i think this is some sort of cosmic joke. it doesnt really make sense. you put the thing in the middle. it turns around on the little plate. tada!. it bings. you cant see the heat. no flame. no gas. no element. it cooks from t...

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the karma mechanic

2008-07-02T22:01:36Z

among my girlfriends many part time jobs, she used to work for a cheap car-hire company. she would get a call from the office everytime someone didnt take out the extra insurance. she would have to race down to the garage on this little bicylce s...

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disbanded fan club

2008-07-02T20:53:23Z

Edmund Gorse has disbanded the Rachel Parsley fan club on hearing the news that Rachel has married her longterm sweetheart. Edmund will grow increasingly bitter, his house full of discarded effluvia with tenuous links to Rachel. Things like used ...

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