Hollywood hunk Brad Pitt and former "Friends" star Jennifer Aniston have split up after 74 minutes.

Rumors of an impending break-up swirled throughout monday. today the couple made an official announcement of their separation. In a statement published on blog of navarone website, Pitt and Aniston said, "We would like to announce that after seventy four minutes together we have decided to formally separate. For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our separation is not the result of any of the speculation reported by the tabloid media. This decision is the result of much thoughtful consideration."

Pitt and Aniston, who were once in Malibu, CA have pledged to remain friends.

LOS ANGELES - Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston have finally made official what was not rumored for months — Hollywood’s A-List couple is getting back together

“We would like to announce that after three years apart we have decided to formally reunite,” the couple said in a joint statement released Monday by Pitt’s publicist, Cindy Guagenti. “For those who follow these sorts of things, we would like to explain that our reuniting is not the result of any speculation reported by the tabloid media. This decision is the result of much thoughtful consideration.”

The couple didn’t indicate if they planned to eat, and Guagenti declined to comment beyond the statement, which also said, “We want to thank paul, he has always been there for us. working hard to make this happen. we love you paul"

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the answer is twentys plenty. so whats the question. you tell me.

Twentys plenty

it was his job to repair the models in the model town. people were always walking backwards into a cottage or tripping over a pencil sized lampost. kids would pick things up - people, letterboxes, cars and put them in their mouth. you would find them hidden in a tissue or stuck back down with chewing gum.sometimes jokers would add their own little vulgar scene they had prepared at home or stick in a model dinosaur or whale. he would take these broken rejects and put them in his attic. a cottage with a hole in the roof, people with chewing gum elephantisis, broken lamposts. model people superglued humping. a city of disability, worn surfaces and outlandish freakiness. the main strip was like lilliput on acid.~ dinosaurs slumped at saloons. goats riding on playpark swings and roundabouts. a lot of barnyard animals stuck in motor vehicle windows. army men on leave or at retirement age, gawking at a broken barbie.

the poorly lit back streets were worse. small dioramas of tragedy or childish perversion. a woman with a giant cigarette burn to the face. burnt out cars. a lot of models with added chewing gum limbs. woman with giant jelly tot tits. a lot of sweets in fact, so much so that he had opened Sweetsburg. a little suburb of Brokeville. there was mr hula hoops. mr mushy peanut butter cup. mr gummi bear. mr and mrs jelly bean head, just about every taste, colour and race of sweet was represented in Sweetsburg.

they would all sit there for a few months at a time. till he got round to fixing them. removing the sugar. sawing off an attachment. remaking their legs or head. touching up their paint till they were all glossy and new and refreshed. then they would leave their vacation in Brokeville and go back to their normal everyday lives in the model town.

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i'm thinking cars should come with two horns. one horn should be a chuckly ha ha ha la dee dee hoo hi ho! kind of a horn and the other should be a garrrr gaa gaa rrr rr parp parp kind of a horn, cos sometimes you want happy horn and sometimes you want angry horn. so thats it. ive decided. all cars now have two horns. get on it.

you will need:

2 cadbury flakes

2 snickers bars

4 packets milk chocolate buttons

4 packets white chocolate buttons

2 medium sized bars cooking chocolate

1/2 pint milk

1 can golden syrup

1 tub chocolate ice cream.

lay all the ingredients out on the kitchen counter top. begin by warming the milk very slowly in a small milk pan. seperate the ingredients into two equal halves. wear a pair of light coloured trousers. preferably with a tight weave. if you cannot get tight weaved trousers thats okay, it will still work almost as well with other trousers. put all the ingredients into your pockets equally and pour the by now scalding milk equally into both pockets. now place both hands deep within the pockets and squish hands through rapidly melting mixture. now go for a short jog around the house for 40-50minutes . if you have stairs run up and down the stairs. now take off the trousers and put them into the freezer. leave trousers to cool in freezer for an hour. while trousers are cooling, scrape off any chocolate which perforated through the pockets onto your legs and keep these chocolate bits nearby. dont worry about any leg hair or burnt skin mixed in with the chocolate. now take the trousers from the freezer and turn inside out. cut both pockets from the trousers and arrange on a plate. take your scraped chocolate debris and sprinkle over chocolate pockets. serve immediately.